Snack Magic Vending Machine

Time for your Tuesday edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drews stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Today, were covering wet dreams, elevator cameras, magic vending machines, saliva and more. ... Im only hurting the dude in the ratty cargo shorts who comes to fill up the snack machine every other week because it was his dads handmedown business or some shit. And hes really a sad looking man. But, cmon, FREE SNICKERS. FREE POP TARTS. FREE CRUNCH BAR. ...

I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, Ill drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential. Mitch Hedberg. My favorite animal is steak. Fran Lebowitz. Todays Pick Up Lines: (Use at your own risk) When I marry you, I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels. My magic watch says you dont have on any underwear. (Yes I do) damn It must be 15 minutes fast ...

The machines have already been installed in Europe and the United States, and operate similarly to a snack vending machine: patrons view what is available through a glass panel and make a selection on a touch screen. The project is still in the ... Obama took to the court yesterday against a whoswho of basketball greats, including Grant Hill, Derek Fisher, LeBron James, Earvin Magic Johnson, Alonzo Mourning, and Bill Russell. The dream team was invited for a ...

When swimming was over, I was determined: these girls deserved a special snack. When I took swim lessons when I was little, my mom would always buy a bag of Corn Nuts out of the vending machine at the pool, and something about licking the salt off of our .... August 17, 2010 at 7:03 am. Awww poor Lulu When i did swim lessons I accidently fell into the deep end. I dont remember what happens but I remember my mom let me buy a magic kit because she felt so sorry for me. ...

You know those little elf crackers that come in vending machines Robins a fool for them, she even calls em elfin crack. She also likes her diet sodas to keep her bubbly during the show. Of course we have our coffee lovers, Bob and Jen. ... Thank you, A.J., for sharing with all the Morning Express dedicated viewers the secrets of our gangs snack and munchies treats No wonder they always look so bouncy and alert (LOL ) There is a Keebler cookie commercial ...

If this is supposed to be something I can eat as a HEALTHY snack, whats high fructose corn syrup doing in my goddamn snack Sheesh. Cranky adds: FiberOne cereal also has HFCS. Id recommend Luna bars for a snack; not highfiber and ... They sell them at the vending machine in hell, I have no doubt. Rachael said: Aug 15, 2010 06:08:18 . Oh, the OC Fair my office was right across the street on Newport Boulevard, and I inevitably wandered over.funnel cake with ...